Saturday, December 13, 2014

Awks. Aux. Ox.

Mid Nov, 2014

I have a story for you dear reader.  Musings through a small portion of a young man's mind.

The job I had was in a back office at a resort.  Someone had called and asked me to relay something too the front desk manager.  So, I went to find the manager at the desk just down the hall.
Alexis, my boss, was on her way back to our office from the front.
Now,
this was a small hallway. Maybe only 5 feet across.  Probably closer to 4.
She sees me, and she stops almost directly across from me on the other side of the hall.
She askes if I need help with something.
I figured, I can tell Alexis and she can tell the manager. So, I start to tell her.
And I do this thing when I'm trying to remember something where I look down.
I was trying really hard to remember what I needed to tell the front desk manager because it was really important, so I looked down and Holy SHIT!
boobs....

She totally noticed,
I realized this and made it so much worse.
My immediate reaction to realizing I had just unintentionally, yet very obviously, looked directly at my bosses boobs was "Close your eyes!"
So I did.
And I didn't just close my eyes for a second or two. No, I stayed like that, with my eyes closed, for a good 15 seconds.
I still have no idea what it was that I needed to tell the front desk manager...

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